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Taming Young Dachshunds

by Roy G. Biv and the Hues

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1.
you're a bird of paradise they hunt you for your feathers we're turkey vultures eating your scraps together you claim to be an eagle an icon for us all but you're really just a pheasant mounted on my wall I'm a California Condor rarest of the breeds there's very few of us very few and far between oh I'm a frigate bird I'm fighting for my meals you're just a mockingbird looking for the next identify to steal ohhhh this Audubon Society we all have wings and fly but do you live to fly or fly to die
2.
Birdwatching 02:11
Didn't get the raise that I deserved Got pulled over after I swerved Some would say this year was bad But at least I saw lots of birds Migratory tells my story Can't stay in just one place Slapped by a girl, the cutest in the world For asking her to sit on my face Like the great blue heron I'm sitting Gotta earn my meals by fishing Lost my job got no more cash Know this terrible year won't last Cause all these different birds Seem to come and go so fast
3.
Catskills 02:30
If you think I'm gonna climb it Then you better think again Not one more fuckin mountain I say to you my friend These Catskills much colder than we thought All the waters frozen that we brought Got nerve damage Didn't mean to An enjoyably sleepless night In the lean-to Frozen boots Frozen solid Getting Dark Getting Worried I shit on my hand Oh you don't understand
4.
Don't believe what you see Don't believe what you hear Cause Nick Distefano he is near Don't speak of any of your problems Don't speak of any of your fears Cause Nick Distefano he can hear Proceed with very much caution When you are venturing upstream Cause Nick Distefano May or may not be seen Keep out, keep out, keep out Nick Distefano Cat-daddies, crawl daddies, Lillpaddies All could be Nick Distefano I don't trust these sunbathing terrapins They know something that we don't I don't trust any of these ripples That are hanging outside my boat Now I know the signs there for a reason Time of the year for Nick Distefano feeding Better return to the dock before the sun goes Nick Distefano moves quicker than the wind blows
5.
Pine Snake 02:19
Pituophis melanoleucus Pituophis melanoleucus Don't mind me, I make my own burrow Hopefully I'll see you tomorrow It's the plight, the plight of the pine snake Fight or flight, I'll take the latter Fight or flight, I'll take the latter I'll just take the latter Pituophis melanoleucus
6.
RGB 02:55
I'll take it as it comes We'll see how it goes No need to fake it My optimism grows Bits of wisdom on Life, success, and meaning Put them down on paper Let's shout em to the sealing Fuck this down and out bullshit It's burnt toast done The roast is dry I choose instead to see the bright side Because our day is soon to come To bask in the moment, just bask in the sun Turn on the light, smash the dimmer Because Roy G is positivity and the Hues are total fuckin' winners
7.
Sage Grouse 02:17
Strut, Thrust, Jiggle Western dwelling sage grouse Millions, Thousands Then there’s none We need to protect the Sage Grouse Before they’re gone Buffer Zones Endangered Species List Work Together Or this beautiful bird Will cease to exist For energy, for the economy They must grow But will anyone stop to ask Where will the Sage Grouse Where will the Sage Grouse Go?
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Cathartes 02:03
Soaring high Don't you look up While I'm looking down Projectile vomit All over you and your brow I'm road kill control And I'm preventing diseases Feeding off the aftermath of your Newly licensed nieces Having me and my brothers Feed on you would be a bummer Hope you brought some water When you're walking in the summer Thanks for the signs of your lost pets I'd sure like to know what I'm about to eat next Keen sense of smell I'll surely find the carcass Waiting in the trees for the next Targets
9.
Piping plover Loves the nude beach Piping plover Loves the nude beach State population is critically below Fifty-percent like to go where no Tan lines show Piping plover Loves the nude beach

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The first best album ever by the next best band, Roy G. Biv and the Hues. We were concerned about a premature release of the album, so we asked God for permission and he said as follows, "Dude Guys, You shoulda been made that album".

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released November 16, 2015

shouts outs to drunk norm

big thanks to the Philadelphia whaling community

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Roy G. Biv and the Hues New Jersey

Mike S - Guitar/Trombone/Synth/Vocals

Jacob P- Dulcimer/Bass/Pre-marital Sax/Vocals

Fredrick P - Banjo/Mandolin/Violin/Guitar/Bass/Drums/Harmonica/Sitar/Trumpet/Melodeon/Vocals

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